Remember that time John Terry insisted on lifting the Champions League trophy and also wore a Chelsea kit when he didn’t play in the final? Wearing kit so that when people look back on this it’ll be as if he played. The man is insane. At home, John Terry will photoshop a photo of Didier Drogba’s goal to make it look like he scored.
Michael Owen, king troll of twitter.
When MICHAEL OWEN is burning you, a reevaluation of your life choices is in order.
piersmorgan Piers MorganImagine being a Swansea fan, watching
@Persie_Official skinning you in first 5ms, and Thierry laughing on the bench, waiting to do the same.
‘It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times’?!
The Past Is A Grotesque Animal - Of Montreal